This is the funniest shit to put behind a paywall.
“Bombs may come to the US! Pay us to know more”
This must be what Republicans who think it’s better to be Russian than a Democrat love about Russia.
… Shouldn’t this be a big deal? Or is it just getting drowned out by the election?
It is a big deal, and it’s being drowned out by the election. But, the election is over tomorrow. We may not know the exact results, but we may need a wartime consigliere.
The intelligence orgs just aren’t putting their best efforts into these bogus claims lately.
So now they want to get blocked from exporting packages. Fucking down.
Fuck you, Russia.
Moscow: “Trump ordered that October suprize a month ago, Demetri, where is it?”
Demetri: “Relax, voting doesn’t start until next Tuesday. I plan of bomb blowing up on Monday before.”
Moscow: “Voting is this Tuesday, not next!”