This case is a pretty good example of how even though you might win a lawsuit against somebody for a lot of money, it doesn’t necessarily mean you will get any money.
Getting a judgment is the first part. Collecting is like doing the whole thing over again.
I’m imagining a seedy nest of lechery; empty whisky bottles strewn haphazardly on every surface imaginable. Opening kitchen doors is a gamble, and snake eyes means you’ve put your hand in some unidentifiably pungent, sticky, or greasy substance.
A glassy-eyed Giuliani sits on the battered leather couch that’s stained with a decade of fluids and spirits— he has become a part of it, sinking into the foam and springs. The lawyers kick his dangling foot, and life flutters back into his limbs; he shakes off the headache that has followed him like a bloodhound throughout his adulthood, letting it settle to a throbbing pulse in the back of his head. Black bile seeps out of this psychic wound as he cries out to an indifferent universe, but only a feeble croak escapes his lips.
Why won’t they release the pics?!
Would watch this.
Would even pay to watch this.
It is so much fun watching his shit get wrecked.
He’s hoping his overlord will bail him out when he resumes office
They should definitely livestream this.
Hard to imagine that this fuckwit was Person of the Year after 9/11
