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Your first mistake was using a swinging weapon in an environment where only thrusting weapons have any chance, your second was having such a poor grip that despite being able to breathe underwater and being a higher lifeform than man this dipshit was able to take the sword from you…
Which goes back to problem one, as you had no way to swing the sword with enough force to do anything to the fish
I don’t know if we need to criticise her choice of weapon as much as his.
It’s rocking a fucking flail underwater.
A comically oversized flail, that realistically would have drawn him down into the depths
Depends on it’s buoyancy, though. Perhaps it’s not metal?
This scene would have been the perfect candidate for a perfect loop.
She didn’t have a very good grip on it then.
Moist hands.
If I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
So that man grabbed the sword from the blade and yanked it out of the mermaid’s hand without her realizing? It doesn’t add up.
Nat 20 dexterity
He’s wearing tough leather gloves
Fish are slippery, so we can assume mermaids and their hands would be too.
Well that explains why their hand jobs are so good.
No thanks
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