Yet he shall return in a thousand years, you can’t keep him sealed forever
In case you’re wondering, this appears to be a custom pillow.
Good, I began to feel uncontrollable anger for a second.
Self-inflicted anger due to stupidity, a problem WAY too common. How do you not see that it’s not real?
He’s ok, cats are liquid and will return to fill shape upon release.
For what it’s worth I don’t think it would look like that if you… did that, and now my stoned ass has officially spent too much time thinking about that.
“This is fine”
-Cat
Thanks. I was thinking it was some fucking weird home taxidermy or something
Do you not suffocate you cat?
There’s a joke about smothering pussy in there, somewhere, but I’ll let you make it
Look at his eyes, he doesn’t even know where he is, that kitty is half baked
He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently
Jabba the Cat
Flashbacks to that fucking Netflix documentary, Don’t Fuck with Cats.
Fuck.
yikes, same
I watched that. They dragged it out too much. It could have been an episode short. Also, after watching how the guy was actually caught. The police got a tip from someone that recognized him on the street. The whole “we did this, we caught him” idea of that documentary was pointless.
Yeah in the end those people kinda accomplished nothing
Hopefully the friends they made along the way was worth it.
It’s like Superman 2 all over again
looks at my bonsai kitten
This is def a better space saver.
