Toss the tea in the harbor!

Whoa don’t repeat that too much, he would totally appoint that asshole to some position

“but you’ll never stop my love of teenagers!”

Either that or they’re just fucking and she’s trying to defend her man

The most 16 year old way to go about life, you arent accomplishing anything by constantly being wrong because no one is buying it.

Happy people don’t do the things you do, maybe some self-reflection is due.

Probably judge Judy

Yeah unlike the American Cheese Whizz fields! /s

It’s the British way

At least we got billionaires out of it, phew

It’s official, California is grosser than Alabama

All the innersex conservatives sweating right wondering if they’ll also be marginalized

Whoopsy

Amen

Tucker Carlson and JD Vance had rough normal gay guy sex and he’s getting ahead of any story and saying it was demon assault.

I can also take part in conspiracies

He’s projecting, deep down he thinks of himself as a “normal” gay guy. Him and a bunch of the Republicans he works with

Do magas know he’s gay? They really hate that shit

Correct

Like sipping on little drops of water on the wall of the cave I’m stuck in, barely sustaining me.

They can monitor deez nuts

Yeah, is there a difference?

He’s doing nothing, canceling interviews, not showing up for debates because he’s exhausted and scared, and dancing in stage instead of answering questions.

He’s too old to run and everyone knows it