We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.
I’m good with my plain black t-shirt that’s long enough to serve as a dress because I’m fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I’m wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.
Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn’t swim.
Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there. Cheers mate.
Understanding dryer settings.
So true 🤣
Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
It’s all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
Fat
Because I’d look like this:
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
I’m from the 80’s and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.
I have also traveled here from the 80’s and I’m here to tell you one thing:
That sounds like their fucking problem. If that’s all that is stopping you then you get your tiny gym shorts and crop top, friend.
