House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) stated Republicans are working on a resolution to address the unprecedented situation while ensuring dignity and respect for all members.

From a guy whose idea of dignity includes convincing his kid to monitor his whacking off habits.

If we have to rely on stuff he can remember we’re gonna end up with a camera and a TV to be in charge of stuff (he’s already put in a person, man, and woman).

Well, it doesn’t work so well with morning wood, but at all other times I aim toward the bottom so the pee’s hitting the back wall at less than about a 30° angle. I guess compared to sitting there’s gonna be more splash back, but even with shorts I don’t really notice anything. I’m sure it’d be different if you power blast the wall or base at 90°.

I lived in a house once that had a urinal and it was the best thing ever, especially for the first pee of the day. Normalize home urinals!

but what if I’ve imported a Ukranian ZAZ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZAZ?useskin=vector

Real animals have friends. Beef cows are slaughtered at about 1 yr old, and they don’t keep them in isolation for a year

HL1 already did that

deploy the caltrops

Just days after the Kremlin spanked donny too

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/11/trump-election-results-patrushev-putin-rubio-russia-ukraine.html

They need new merch with the infowars logo almost the same but with an onion dotting the i

I don’t think he’s capable of having friends, but the dictators of the world are filling the daddy’s-love-shaped hole in his orange heart, so he defers to them in vain hope that he’ll feel something he never got as a kid.

Wrong “lets” though.

I miss Red Meat

https://www.redmeat.com/

Japan likes its animal mascots as well

I’ve actually come to like the aesthetic in certain contexts. Maybe because a lot of cointries bury their power lines so seeing them snake through the countryside evokes a more quaint and raw setting than I’m used to.

I’ve been to Kyushu once and it was really lovely down there so I’d like to get back and see more of the place.

I only found them bc I was pretty sure an ex and I rented one from that company on VHS in the 90s so I went looking to see if they still had the really old ones.

You can def see some clips on there without logging in

It me, in somewhere Japan a couple days ago

Plus they’ll still be on record as having been convicted of a crime. They may be legally exonerated after a pardon but their names will still show up in a search–probably make it more difficult to find a job.

Texas is no punishment for (wealthy, connected) guys like him. But I’m ok with it if we put him on house arrest so he can’t fly to cancun the next time people are freezing to death in his state.