Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.

Jack O’Neill: Oh, well it’s hard to say.

Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?

Jack O’Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.

It was so great they don’t need to.

Nobody knows who’s milk it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for milk.

Is it named Beaker?

And the fever, gettin’ higher.

16 seconds is very young.

Slam Dance

I don’t put anything like that in my sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices.

I think cooking it for hours tends to lower the acidity a bit.

But I think I just like it that way.

Nope.

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that’s probably why I don’t like jar sauce.

Well, if Samsung is updating your phone under extreme gravity or acceleration, then sure.

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

Shorter update times.

The update can be faster. The time can be shorter. The time cannot be faster.

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

If only we had an actual count of the number of people who voted for each candidate…

Then what’s the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

I feel bad for the cancer.

Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.