It’s like you people can’t read in-between the lines and are incapable of understanding satire.

Whoosh

The other day some IT loser nerd called for a plumber because he couldn’t replace the fill valve on his toilet. Fucking idiot tool didn’t even know how to shut off the water. The fucker makes more money than I do and he just sends emails all day.

A lot of cope in this thread.

My investments would take a major hit if that did happen. So we’re not going to be doing that.

Being a troll is a disease, it’s a form of depression. I can’t do anything about it.

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Bro I’m too depressed to learn. It’s out of my control, I can’t do anything about it.

A lot of children never learned how to regulate their emotions and are now adults

That’s impossible, I can only experience me

I was sad once and then I realized that I can control my emotions and decided not to be sad.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

I always thought of comedians as degenerates. Like you can’t be a good comedian if you never had a serious drug problem before or never fucked a hooker in a bathroom.

You can, but it would mean changing everything, including yourself and what you personally believe in.

Increase immigration to offset the people not having kids. Canada has increased immigration a lot and whole there are some hiccups it’s going good.

She’s wearing a hijab

Very Muslim of her

Even if you made it a federal holiday, the wage slaves would still have to work.

Obama should have droned him when he had a chance.