The person for whom the word prugly was created.

Technically made with high fructose corn syrup. I’ll allow it.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

And Trump will probably end up contributing US troops to attack Palestinians.