Did they steal his accreditation?

I like The Onion as much as the next guy but I don’t think it’s appropriate here

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

Stay classy, Russia

Tally ho, everyone

This is brilliant

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

I REFUDIATE THEE, MECHANICAL SERVANT OF SATAN!

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

This is human supremacy and it is not ok

A little bit of low-stakes adversity is good for your mental health

Rents will presumably rise accordingly, and then be captured in the form of a tax that is both very difficult to evade and no longer harms economic efficiency

Generally speaking landlords charge as much in rent as the market will bear. If they could get away with charging more they would already be doing so.

And now the robot is a revolutionary communist, great job guys.

Georgeism would not increase your overall tax burden, it would shift taxation away from things like income and sales tax and toward land value (excluding improvements like your home). Your overall tax burden would only increase if you occupy a larger then average share of the total land in existence (by value, not physical area), and for the large majority of people it would decrease appreciably.

Jokes aren’t real, open your eyes sheeple!

Actually the idea that memes should be ‘good’ is a dangerous lie perpeuated by the capitalist cishet white patriarchy. Memes are supposed to be brave and important.