steam deck shell with a slot for your phone or a power bank or a slice of toast if that’s what you want

these are the exceptions that prove the rule

i mean i suppose it’s still gendered but i can assure you there are tons of gay male couples doing that

early access games are also notorious for being dogshite and left as such, or they’re fine but with obvious flaws which are never fixed because “bro it’s still in early access!”

hog cranking simulator 2030

“Fool, i can only be defeated by having the blade stabbed through my heart! As you are unworthy, you cannot kill me!”

a single crack loudly appears in the stone, the villain stares in shock, after a suspenseful pause the stone starts rapidly cracking further apart until it all falls off to reveal a gleaming flawless blade

“No! How can this be?! Have your journeys made you worthy?”

villain is stabbed to death yada yada yada… after the protagonist gathers themself the blade suddenly sinks into the ground and they pull it out with a chunk at the end again. The power behind the blade starts talking to the protagonist

“Yeah no sorry, you’re still not worthy, but eh fuck it it’s been 500 years and that shithead needed to die, sorry to dissapoint. Please leave the sword somewhere accessible when you’re done with it yeah?”

because that makes people click

well, i’m glad the US government is at least aware what C and C++ are!

it’s like how yahtzee will continously corrupt the name of whatever he’s talking about in fullyramblomatic videos: balatro, baloney, balalaika, bolschevism, botulism

the software equivalent of leaving the dirt on your vegetables to harden your immune system

ah but you see someone else owns the woods so you can’t live there, now keep being a good worker drone and buy the latest iphone

i will never stop wanting to commit severe crime every time i try to see what’s using the processor and every single fucking system monitor tool just says it’s xorg

YES THANK YOU VERY USEFUL GOOD

i love how people bend over backwards to justify the placement, and STILL the best you can come up with is “it’s not THAT bad”

there’s a thing you can add to a server to mirror everything to a proper indexable website: https://www.answeroverflow.com/

i genuinely don’t know what this is even supposed to mean

huh? no one’s asking them to fix firefox, we’re asking that they just ship the latest version.

the warning states that several vulnerabilities have been fixed since firefox version 130, f-droid’s latest version of the package is 129: that very much makes it sound like the problem is wholly caused by f-droid not making version 130 available.

cat6-o-nine tails

i do not “hope”, i have faith in the lord 🙏

from what i know it wouldn’t be that you have a strict energy allotment, more that people would see you using tons of energy and come knocking to gently ask what in the blazes you’re doing in there

i’m sure the federation has good heat pumps and such