Mîm

Oh no, we have that one too.

Murder for hire?
They should buy him truckloads of hamberders instead.

His “Brandmauer” is a bunch of leaking gas canisters on a bed of hay.

He also railed against it, saying it wasn’t something they said, but what the media forced upon them. Which was a total lie of course.

N…no it coulldn’t have been 15 years. No… no, no, no!

This one most likely

The amount of popcorn I ate because of this saga probably gained me a fair few pounds already.

Was gonna say, it’s the first I heard of it.
So it must be a really YUGE panic over here.

Weird.