I like the reliable simplicity of my machine but also the gadgety, mechanical, ritual of the thing. It’s an active procedure with parts that have to be loaded, locket together and there’s knobs and buttons and it makes all kinds of fun noises. Sure it’s probably superfluous to the method of creating a tasty caffeine vehicle. But I enjoy the process of making it work.

I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

Carlin’s podcast wouldn’t have ads. It would have breaks where he tells a specific corporation to go fuck itself.

Then we march down there, get everyone out safely, and burn the fucking building down if they try.

Dear federal agencies reading this, tying my account to my real identity, and putting me on a list.

I’ll fucking do it again.

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Hey, believe in yourself, that semicolon belongs there if you believe it belongs there.

Hanlon’s razor: never attribute to malice what could just as easily be attributed to incompetence.

People are more likely to be morons than they are assholes.

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Definitely a fair assessment.

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Why are yall downvoting a question? Fr there’s no indication this was asked in bad faith. Are yall just morons?

Hearsay: a friend reported a man with a concealed gun on the Silver Line(WMATA, DC metro) asking people who they were voting for last Sunday.

Fucking bigot

No wonder, you made the claim withought having a source. And then scrambled to find one and fucked up and got one saying the opposite cause you didn’t actually read your source. You got there in the end tho champ with that bbc link. But you’re still a dingus.

Do you only have shitty takes on stuff?

Excuse me?

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Good tea. Nice house.

I was there, Gandalf!

Him deserve