Jolteon

1.85/510GB.

unlimited

???

I mean, most of the time when I see a country at the top, it’s based on your IP.

Relevant XKCD

Poetry isn’t for the one reading it, it’s for the one writing it.

Oh, I thought you we’re referring to the normal child vaccines, the vaccines that are normally talked about when you’re referring to vaccinating kids.

By the time the disease evolved enough to be able to target someone who is genetically modified to be immune to it, it would have likely changed enough to where the current vaccine didn’t work either.

No need for a vaccine if your engineered to be immune to the disease.

To be fair, in that specific case, they could have been rounding to the nearest $5. Unlike virtually all other instances of that behavior.

Speaking of fiber and things that are not fiber, asymmetric connections are one of the most predatory internet practices in existence, only a small distance behind data caps. Oh, you want our super expensive 1gbps plan? How about 3mbps upload?

Whoa there, murder I understand but that?

I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won’t need to specify that for very long.

We put the ET in Fish™️

You say that but it’s pathetic how little has been upgraded to add support for IPV6.

Hey, if you got the property mortgage-free from your parents, all you have to pay is taxes. The taxes/insurance on a property like that would still be high, but not unreasonable for someone working full time, especially if they don’t have to worry about a mortgage.

Theoretically the water hammer effect might be able to break that glass, but I think it’s unlikely.

Hey, as long as you’ve got three or four feet of slow down it’s probably not lethal. I always assume that when a superhero catches someone, they’re using the same magic they used to fly to cushion their body as they’re being slowed down during the last 5 to 10 ft. And being slowed from terminal velocity to a standstill over the course of 5 ft will still be quite strenuous, but if the acceleration is relatively consistent, you almost certainly make it out okay.

Hey, but it had a silencer on it, which is absolutely what it’s called, and makes the shots super quiet so they won’t be heard by people in the next room!

Honestly, 500 bucks a year is not that much to spend on a hobby as long as you’re enjoying yourself.

This is literally the one case in which that is the grammatically correct question.

Hey, I totally back arm improvements.