The punctuation you can hear.

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

Does he have a mustache or is his mouth open?

Password: hunter2

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

I’ll allow it.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You’re not wrong, Walter…

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

I thought it was an autonomous collective.