A government building I visit regularly has a help wanted that claims the government is a leader in innovative solutions like telework meanwhile, the workers in that building have to work weekends in the office too!

And, of course, telework is actually is strictly forbidden at my location.

Or, do, if the label fits. No sense denying a man his pride.

Inglorious Basterds

No no no, we can always blame Kamala’s laugh.

Compared to most Dilbert strips, it was actually in the top ten.

Everyone has already told you it’s not a precedent but I should also note the eminent domain literally only requires the US to pay a fair market price, not for them to not take it.

Shit, I’ve taken cognitive tests after all of my concussions.

engraved in their gun’s sights while doing the seeking?

Not sights, Dust cover. Meaning the only way the message is exposed is if the user has loaded a round in the chamber.

Which is so, so much worse.

Would you claim the second an athlete leaves the field they’re no longer an athlete?

“Sports” cars are tuned towards their racing counterparts. Auto racing is a sport. We don’t know if that owner does autocross, probably not, but that is classified as a Sports Car regardless of anything else.

Yeah, I don’t correct my black coworkers but I’ve certainly not said that I have the itis in a long, long time.

Be nice if there was an easy way to just do this with any car. Like, I’m willing to get you could get a rough model with FreeCAD and some references but it’d be really cool to have a drive through laser scan or something.

Pretty much the same, can’t really boycott something I’ve already been not consuming!

In fairness, me staying up for the midnight launch and then binging AC:NH whenever we had a chance got my partner to buy a switch and copy of the game.

Then being locked down for COVID and she ended up with more hours in the game than me.

BUT when Happy Island DLC came out, I was the only one who bought it and such.

Arnold had a big dick. Kamala Harris is shit. Crowd, chant with me. Aren’t you tired of her?

That’s literally the train of thought.

Yeah, the last business got the resume with all the shine for the one pager but still got the stories from the convenience store and the short order line.

Who the fuck puts EVERY job on the resume? Does he think he’d get elected if he talked up his Steaks?

You throwing babies away?

Hell, at that price point, buy two and have an awning setup in-between them to link them.

Privacy from the kids and still under $38k.

I’d get one as an in-law suite even!

How you gonna “or whatever it’s called” and get the title perfectly right? Like call it “Stallion of the Cinnamon Rolls” or something at least.

And it’s not a terrible movie. It’s certainly a kids movie but of all the trash out there for kids, it’s nowhere near the worst. Pull up Netflix and we can find at least twenty worse titles.

Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn’t want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she’s going to kill me, therefore less attractive.