Omg. I really want this card. Where can I get one?
You can even use it to beat brown people over the head about how they should follow your moralizing to stop and injustice you created!
I never got mine… :(
You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they’d be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.
Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.
I only got the benefits, never received the actual card.
Is this related to Costco cracking down on memberships?
I dont think so, there’s no costco in my country
Yeah, there are a wide variety of card issuers with varying rewards systems and there are the occasional locations that only take cash. But we all still got one and even if we don’t actively use it the social credit companies are tracking it.
This card is unnecessary in most cases even you are white. It’s like when you order alcohol at a restaurant. They don’t usually ask for ID if you look old enough. You only need this card when you’re near other white people who are richer than you.
I don’t know if it is this version, but there is one of those that a black dude sells and has done pretty well for himself.
Card benefits include:
Less likely to be shot by police
Children less likely to be punished for similar misbehaviors by black kids in school
Less likely to be under diagnosed by a doctor
Less likely to be denied
Better home appraisal than a black or Latino person would get for the same house
*Additional benefits if you apply for the Premium Right-wing tier of government that will allow us to deregulate the laws currently requiring us to treat people of color equally!
*unless you’re poor
Exactly, money card trumps everything, with fame card and class card a close second and third; race is unfortunately still powerful but you really think Obama or Oprah are getting trumped in much of anything by a white family from detroit who are living below the poverty line?
Name: Scott Free took me a while
