Why is this even funny? Am I really this fucking out of touch?
Yes.
I guess, the joke is that clipped toenails sometimes catapult off so far that they might as well have launched out of orbit. You won’t find them again either way…
Uh huh. So, it’s not really funny if we have to guess like you did.
If I clip all ten toe nails I would say I’ll be able to find 8-9 max! One or two always take off wherever with no chance to be recovered. So i could relate to the strip immediately.
That’s not what he meant by “guess”, so I’m guessing English isn’t your L1. That’s fine. The thing I am gonna give you stick for is getting so riled up by a comic strip you didn’t get that you’re grumping at strangers about it 🤣👉🏼
You had a problem with getting the joke and blame it on not being funny instead of accepting that not everyone needs to understand every joke? I literally didn’t have to stop and think about this because I got it on the spot. Does that mean it’s objectively funny and everyone else will get it on the spot? No, people have their own preferences and experiences changing their perspective and understanding of things.
At least it isn’t more heathcliff.
Toenail without toenail
Don’t forget to put on your safety glasses guys!
I’ve had one go up my nose so hard it drew blood
'Cause you are the piece of me
I wish I didn’t need