“Having hired over 500 engineers personally in my career, if your resume came across my list, I would definitely pass.”

Heh. A job seeker with three FANG companies on their resume does not give a shit if this random person would bin their resume.

Also, I’m trying to imagine a scenario where having needed to hire 500 people, personally, in a single career isn’t embarrassing.

Edit: “You think you suck at retention? Let me tell you how my year went!”