Ohh…
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
what?
Bad woman’s anatomy combined with shitty masculinity turned on its head for comedic reasons.
People take the term “loose” literally and assume that sex changes the shape of a ladies insides if they have too much. Men beleiving it, and thinking it’ll make things worse if they have a lady with a literal “loose” vagina make dumb comments about them being too “stretched out”.
In this case, he had too much sex and he was the one that got stretched out this time.
oh so it wasn’t his umbilical cord growing back… makes sense now!