Prosecutors said Giuliani failed to send the message because “he put the wrong number into his phone,” prosecutors wrote.
I wonder if any of those random texts I get are from this chuckle fuck.
“Text back now to overthrow democracy!”
“Sir, this is Four Seasons Landscaping”.
It’s a mild relief that the most incompetent dipshits in Washington are the ones who tried to overthrow democracy.
I’m worried they won’t be as incompetent next time.
A lot of red states have put laws into place to make usurping the election all but a certainty.
This may very well be the last democratic election that we’ll have in our lifetime if we’re not careful.
Raising my children, I got painfully aware of how “lasts” work.
The last time your baby asks you to pick them up. The last time they ask you to take them trick-or-treating. The last time you read a bedtime story.
The one thing that is common to all the lasts is you never know it was the last time until it’s too late. It’s always already a memory. At the time it seemed like every other time so you didn’t even savor it.
What I’m trying to say is, if they manage to usurp the election this time, then 2024 won’t be the last democratic election. The last democratic election would be the previous one.
Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.
Trump names Rudy Giuliani as cybersecurity adviser
Rudy Giuliani needed Apple genius help to unlock his iPhone after being named Trump cybersecurity adviser
Giuliani’s actions call into question his understanding of basic security measures, two former FBI cyber experts told NBC News.
