• thefloweracidic@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    True love is actually a great wish. Money runs out, the earth doesn’t have the resources to power an x-wing, super dude can’t do anything super or else society will now expect him to be Superman, which is a huge responsibility anyone reasonable would want. But TRUE LOVE, the fucking stuff from Disney movies? I’d take that in a heartbeat, then proceed to do a lewd photoshoot with my partner on the defunct x-wing.

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      11 months ago

      Super dude can use his super powers to steal the X-Wing and then fly off to another planet and find true love there. True love that can do some freaky alien sex.

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      11 months ago

      If he has a a personality disorder that could be a cause of the inability to form or maintain relationships, wishing for true love might not last either.

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        11 months ago

        I wish everyone else but me would be miserable!

        Huh, it’s what they’re wishing for every day anyway nothing would change

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    11 months ago

    I love this comic, seen it first I think a decade ago.

    Of course it’s already funny on the surface, but it also makes you stop and think about what you would choose.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Is it really true love, if a wish compelled it?

      Millennium Falcon. Just saying.

      Actually, I think I’d rather a Ton Falk, complete with a collection of fighters/bombers to go with it.

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        11 months ago

        Yep, that’s the thing. The girl was walking around and got commandeered into loving this guy. So much for the illusion of free will.

        I would also have asked for a starship: reverse engineer that and you’ve single handedly saved the human race from the climate disaster.

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      11 months ago

      If you wish for anything other than the end of deadly conflicts between humans or something similar then you need to think about your priorities real hard…