The most
openoperating systemJust look at all the operating it does
So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN
I love waiting 20 minutes (after failing to select Linux in grub) for Windows to do an update before being allowed to make an input if I’m lucky I catch it between restarts, so yeah they do actually have a point…
Just look at how fired up you all are over a simple slogan.
Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context…Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door “open”!
imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.
I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore
We killed Harambe.
Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.
No, we lost Bowie and Prince.
The most bloated os
There’s really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho…
This is one hell of a good April Fool’s joke.
No no, Android is the open one!
Open to exploitation maybe
That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol
It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.
I swear. If they start adding ‘open’ and ‘free’ to their buzzword salad…
You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?
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Where is this from? I’d be interested in hearing what they’re saying here.
Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch
How so?
You are free to download and install any .exe file you find on the net!
Seriously though, I used to love to tinker with earlier windows and make it quiet. I feel thankful towards microsoft nowadays (maybe tis the season?) that they are aping AAPL’s walled garden. I had a skype account that I could use to access MS store (and log into my windows install? i forget if it’s required…) and that made win10 accessable but was the end to my MS based shenanigans.
Windows felt open cuz you’re not locked into their app store, but it looks like they switched to doublespeak now.
