I gave up on closing the bathroom door, which was fine when only my cat lived there.
But eventually I got a serious gf and forgot that normal people shut the door while pooping. I can still hear her shriek as she walked by “WE’RE NOT THERE YET!”
I hope you still have a serious girlfriend!
We became serious friends which was much better for us. (She also wanted, and now has, kids. I didn’t and don’t.) But I was one her bridesmaids/dude at her wedding.
I’m glad things are better for you!
If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat
She’s so pretty!
Emotional support 👌
I’ve also got a silver toilet guardian:
Doesn’t scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.
His need to be in the bathroom if there’s a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.
My grey girl wants bathtub water so if I go to the bathroom it’s also kitty watering time.
“Dude, are you ok?” – cat probably
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