• deaf_fish@lemm.ee
    11·
    16 hours ago

    You: “I smell great!”

    Me: “I think you smell bad”

    You: “You think an aspect of me is bad, this must mean you think everything about me is bad. You must hate me the most”

    Me: “No… you just need to take a shower.”

    You: “I can’t see how telling me that I am smelly doesn’t mean you hate me.”

    I don’t what to tell you, it’s not that hard to get.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
      1·
      16 hours ago

      Me: “The system needs a shower.”

      You: “This entire system is bad.”

      Me: “You’re an idiot to think the system is unshowerable.”

      You: “I was the first person to suggest a shower!”

      You’re a fucking loon, mate.

      • deaf_fish@lemm.ee
        11·
        15 hours ago

        Why don’t you just take a day and re-read your reply and see if it still makes sense to you in the context of our conversation.