Tagging NSFW to be safe
The girl on the right has a weird butthole
It’s NEO GEO… Come on. Of course he’s playing it
I vividly remember that first one from when I got into my uncles playboy stash in my youth…
Definitely thought the one on the right was wearing a plug, at first.
She is. ;-)
Where were these?
Because I don’t recall ever seeing ads like this.
Someone elsewhere in the comments said they remembered seeing one in playboy magazine.
I def remember at least three of these in magazines back in the day. I particularly recall being a confused child looking at the tennis one. What is in that girl’s ass?
I remember seeing the left one in EGM
Same. Definitely remember that one, tag line and all.
Probably in playboy and such
4 dimensional graphics
Like nowaday’s AAAA
Bullshitting never changes
Which is funny because the Neo-Geo was a very much sprite-based 2D machine. What did they even mean by “4D”?
I’ll never forget this one. Never played the game though because it was famously riddled with bugs.
Jo Guest
This PlayStation 2 advert (safe for work) came not long after that:
E was really damn popular during that time, so why not?
I remember an ad for Half Life of all games that went “She’s smart, has a great personality, and knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his sternum.”
Bonus: here’s some from the 1980s
Konami was killing it back then.